John Kendall Royston. Rhythm guitar for The Bigger Lights. Vocals, keyboards. I write songs, drink unhealthy amounts of coffee, and use words that are too big for any casual conversation. I am mildly insane. By mildly, I mean completely.
Topher is my Wayne Campbell.
I'm David's favorite Jonas Brother and he's my runaway partner, and also my husband.
Ashley is the other half of my lunch-meat sandwich and my wife.
Greta is the Nala to my Simba.
Cameron is my ask box raping buddie.
Tarcy is a gaggot that turns me yon.